- You can enjoy a BEER all month.
- You don't have to wine and dine a BEER.
- Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in the car.
- When BEER goes flat you toss it out.
- BEER is never late.
- HANGOVERS go away.
- A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab another BEER.
- When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a BEER.
- BEER never has a headache.
- A BEER won't get upset if you come home with BEER on your breath.
- You can have more than one BEER a night and not feel guilty.
- You can share a BEER with your friends.
- BEER doesn't demand equality.
- You can have a BEER in public.
- BEER always comes in multiples of six.
- BEER looks the same in the morning.
- BEER doesn't have a mother.
- BEER doesn't go crazy once a month!
- BEER always listens and never argues.
- BEER never changes its mind.
- BEER doesn't tease you or play hard to get.
- BEER doesn't make you go shopping.
- A BEER is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman.
- A BEER won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the toilet seat up.
- An ice-cold BEER will nonetheless let you have your way with it.
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