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Drinking jokes
  1. You can enjoy a BEER all month.
  2. You don't have to wine and dine a BEER.
  3. Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in the car.
  4. When BEER goes flat you toss it out.
  5. BEER is never late.
  6. HANGOVERS go away.
  7. A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab another BEER.
  8. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a BEER.
  9. BEER never has a headache.
  10. A BEER won't get upset if you come home with BEER on your breath.
  11. You can have more than one BEER a night and not feel guilty.
  12. You can share a BEER with your friends.
  13. BEER doesn't demand equality.
  14. You can have a BEER in public.
  15. BEER always comes in multiples of six.
  16. BEER looks the same in the morning.
  17. BEER doesn't have a mother.
  18. BEER doesn't go crazy once a month!
  19. BEER always listens and never argues.
  20. BEER never changes its mind.
  21. BEER doesn't tease you or play hard to get.
  22. BEER doesn't make you go shopping.
  23. A BEER is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman.
  24. A BEER won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the toilet seat up.
  25. An ice-cold BEER will nonetheless let you have your way with it.




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