Beer and Women Drinking jokes

1. You can enjoy a BEER all month.
2. You can drink a woman whenever you like!
3. You don't have to wine and dine a BEER.
4. Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in the car.
5. When BEER goes flat you toss it out.
6. BEER is never late.
7. HANGOVERS go away.
8. A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab another BEER.
9. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a BEER.
10. BEER never has a headache.
11. A BEER won't get upset if you come home with BEER on your breath.
12. You can have more than one BEER a night and not feel guilty.
13. You can share a BEER with your friends.
14. BEER doesn't demand equality.
15. You can have a BEER in public.
16. BEER always comes in multiples of six.
17. BEER looks the same in the morning.
18. BEER doesn't have a mother.
19. BEER doesn't go crazy once a month!
20. BEER always listens and never argues.
21. BEER never changes its mind.
22. BEER doesn't tease you or play hard to get.
23. BEER doesn't make you go shopping.
24. A BEER is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman.
25. A BEER won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the toilet seat up.
26. An ice-cold BEER will nonetheless let you have your way with it.