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Learn Chinese in 4 minutes

  1. You are very short - Knee 'igh
  2. Are you harbouring a fugitive? -- Hu Yu Hai Ding?
  3. See me A.S.A.P. -- Kum Hia Nao
  4. Stupid Man -- Dum Gai
  5. Small Horse -- Tai Ni Po Ni
  6. Did you go to the beach? -- Wai Yu So Tan?
  7. I bumped into a coffee table -- Ai Bang Mai Ni
  8. I think you need a facelift -- Chin Tu Fat
  9. It's very dark in here -- Wai So Dim?
  10. Has your flight been delayed? -- Hao Long Wei Ting?
  11. That was an unauthorized execution. -- Lin Ching
  12. I thought you were on a diet -- Wai Yu Mun Ching?
  13. This is a tow away zone. -- No Pah King
  14. Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? -- Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
  15. You are not very bright -- Yu So Dum
  16. I got this for free -- Ai No Pei
  17. I am not guilty -- Wai Hang Mi?
  18. Please, stay a while longer. -- Wai Go Nao?
  19. Our meeting was scheduled for next week -- Wai Yu Kum Nao
  20. They have arrived -- Hia Dei Kum
  21. Stay out of sight -- Lei Lo
  22. He's cleaning his automobile -- Wa Shing Ka
  23. Your body odor is offensive -- Yu stin ki pu
  24. Pew! does this bathroom stink! -- Hu Flung Dung?
The mother of already three is pregnant with her fourth child.
One evening, the eldest daughter says to her dad: ???Do you know, daddy, what I??™ve found out????
No.
The new baby will be Chinese!???
What?!???
Yes. I've read in the paper that statistics shows that every fourth child born nowadays is Chinese!!!




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