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Philosophy jokes
  1. Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
  2. To do is to be [Descartes]. To be is to do [Voltaire]. Do be do be do [Frank Sinatra].
  3. Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and carry on as if nothing happened.
  4. I myself have never been able to find out what precisely feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
  5. What is in an empty box? Your curiosity.
  6. I doubt, therefore I might be.
  7. Truth is all a lie.
  8. Look before you leak, for he who hesitates gets wet shoes.
  9. You can lead a boy to college but you can't make him think.
  10. Carpe Jugulum: Go for the throat. (Terry Pratchett)
  11. To the eternal question 'Why' there is an equally simple answer 'Because'.
  12. If it were worth buying, they wouldn't be selling it door to door.
  13. A slice of bread will always land peanut-butter side down. If, by chance, you put peanut-butter on both sides of the slice, it will float forever.
  14. The truth will set you free.. but a good lie can always break you out.