Revenge
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Oh, talking of revenge, I read about
a ___
great one once. There was this girl,
she'd been dumped by her boyfriend, cause he'd decided he'd gone off
her and he told her to move her things out of his flat before
he got back from
a
___
business trip. I think he was going to
the
___
States for a month or something. Anyway,
she moves her stuff out straightaway but before she leaves,
she picks up
the
___
phone off
the ___
hook while
the ___
clock goes on speaking
the ___
time to an empty flat. "At
the ___
third stroke,
it'll be ten twenty-five and thirty seconds" So
the ___
boyfriend finds it when he returns four weeks later.
You can imagine what
the ___
bill was like after
a ___
solid month of phone calls.
Even a local rates, it'd be huge! That must have been really satisfying for
the ___
dumped girl!
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That will teach him a lesson
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