The British Stiff upper Lip



Read the text through quickly to see what it is about, then read it again and choose the best option for each gap number.



Sound Sound When in Britain, you must never complain. Complaining is very un-British. If you are (1) ___ waiting half an hour in a shop,
To be kept waiting. Made to wait
if a bus (2) ... is rude to you, if a waiter brings your food ice-cold - you keep your mouth shut. The (3) ____ upper lip is the British way. Other nationalities might make a (4) ____ ,
You cause an argument but make a fuss
protest loudly or call for the manager, but not the British.

Sound Sound Remember also that British ears are (5) ____ not tuned to hear complaints. A friend of mine was a regular (6) ___ at a famous and expensive London restaurant. Every day at 2:00pm and 9pm the (7) ___ manager would come out (as he had been doing for the last 37 years), go from table to table and (8) ____ "Did you enjoy your meal?" For 37 years, hundreds of thousands of properly (9) ___ up English people had replied to him. "Very much indeed." The man would smile, say "Thank you very much'. and (10) ____ to the next table.

Sound Sound One day however, the lunch was so (11) ____ that my friend (Dutch mother , Albanian father) decided to tell him the naked truth. So, when the antiquated manager (12)___ at his table as usual and asked, 'Did you enjoy your meal, sir?' my friend replied: ' (13) _____ , not at all. It was appalling.' To which the manager gave his (14) ...., obsequious smile, said: "Thank you very much , sir', and moved on , quite (15) ______
  1. Made Kept stayed held
  2. Conductor attendant assistant steward
  3. hard inflexible firm stiff
  4. discussion argument quarrel fuss
  5. simply easily utterly modestly
  6. supporter purchaser customer guest
  7. mature elderly outdated vintage
  8. inquire query request probe
  9. raised grown educated brought
  10. motion progress stride shift
  11. offensive painful abominable harrowing
  12. appeared surfaced descended joined
  13. Sincerely largely bluntly frankly
  14. customary average commonplace daily
  15. convinced fulfilled satisfied complete

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Waiter
The exercise : "The British Stiff upper Lip" you'll find under no 43 in the book

2 Select the correct alternative in each case.

  1. Is that your friend/friend's car?
  2. Do you like watching horse/horses races?
  3. Could you pass me the bath's/bath towel?
  4. Would you like some mint tea/tea of mint?
  5. It was essentially a lost violin film/ film about a lost violin.
  6. There are lots of kitchen's/kitchen cupboards in the new house.
  7. Have you got a timetable of trains/ train timetable?
  8. Look! There's a bird's nest/nest of birds in that hedge.
  9. This sweater is made of lamb's wool/ lamb wool.
  10. Has anyone seen a large matches box /box of matches?
  11. Can you hear a child's/child voice?
  12. There won't ever be a tax on educational books/an educational books tax.


Complete each of these sentences with one of the words in the box below.

drastically sincerely abominably intimately patiently neatly intuitively helplessly

  1. He listened
    .....................
    patiently
    as she told her long and rather boring story.
  2. He
    .....................
    sincerely
    regretted all the unpleasant things he had said to her.
  3. She knew
    .....................
    intuitively
    that there was something wrong.
  4. She's changed
    .....................
    drastically
    since she's left home. She's a new person.
  5. He always dresses very
    .....................
    neatly
    but without much style.
  6. He behaved
    .....................
    abominably
    at the party.
  7. He was rude to several of my friends. He's terribly funny. We were all laughing
    .....................
    helplessly
    for ages.
  8. I wouldn't say I know him
    ....................
    intimately
    We're just work colleagues.