Coming out present.

(tannoy) Calling Mr R J Williams. Mr Williams to Reception, please...

Charlie - Lord Croker. I am expected.
HOTEL RECEpTION Yes, Your Lordship. Suite 109 and there's a message.
Charlie - Thank you.
1st GIRL Hello, Charlie - ! (chuckles)
2nd GIRL Shut the door, Charlie - . (chuckles)
3rd GIRL You'll cause a terrible draught. (chuckles)
Charlie - Ladies? (all giggle)
FRENCH GIRL Charlie - !
ANOTHER GIRL Hello, Charlie - !
ANOTHER GIRL Love you, Charlie - .
ANOTHER GIRL Ciao!
ANOTHER GIRL Nice Charlie - .
ANOTHER GIRL Good to see you, Charlie - .
LORNA Well, I thought, a coming-out present!
Charlie - Very nice.
LORNA Now, what would you like?
Charlie - Everything.