A citizen of Hitchin called Binks
Was a little bit given to drinks
He'd eagerly greet
All the people he'd meet
With sniggers, giggles and winks.

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A quick witted kid from Madrid
Went fishing for prickly squid
One bit on his hook
and as he took a look
it slipped into the river and hid.