Learn Chinese in 4 minutes
- You are very short - Knee 'igh
- Are you harbouring a fugitive? -- Hu Yu Hai Ding?
- See me A.S.A.P. -- Kum Hia Nao
- Stupid Man -- Dum Gai
- Small Horse -- Tai Ni Po Ni
- Did you go to the beach? -- Wai Yu So Tan?
- I bumped into a coffee table -- Ai Bang Mai Ni
- I think you need a facelift -- Chin Tu Fat
- It's very dark in here -- Wai So Dim?
- Has your flight been delayed? -- Hao Long Wei Ting?
- That was an unauthorized execution. -- Lin Ching
- I thought you were on a diet -- Wai Yu Mun Ching?
- This is a tow away zone. -- No Pah King
- Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? -- Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
- You are not very bright -- Yu So Dum
- I got this for free -- Ai No Pei
- I am not guilty -- Wai Hang Mi?
- Please, stay a while longer. -- Wai Go Nao?
- Our meeting was scheduled for next week -- Wai Yu Kum Nao
- They have arrived -- Hia Dei Kum
- Stay out of sight -- Lei Lo
- He's cleaning his automobile -- Wa Shing Ka
- Your body odor is offensive -- Yu stin ki pu
- Pew! does this bathroom stink! -- Hu Flung Dung?
One evening, the eldest daughter says to her dad: Do you know, daddy, what I've found out?
The new baby will be Chinese!
Yes. I've read in the paper that statistics shows that every fourth child born nowadays is Chinese!!!