Oh, talking of revenge, I heard
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a
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great story once.
There was
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a
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girl, who had been dumped by her boyfriend,
because he'd decided he'd had enough of her.
He told her to move her things out of
his flat before he got back from
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a
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business trip.
I think he was going to
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the
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States
for a month or something. Anyway,
she moves her stuff out straightaway but before she leaves,
she picks
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the
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phone up
and dials
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the
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speaking clock in her home town, on the other side of
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the
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world!
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The
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speaking clock goes on telling
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the
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time to an empty flat for days and days, saying ...
"At
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the
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third stroke,
it'll be ten twenty-five and thirty seconds. Precisely! ...."
Eventually her
boyfriend returns to find
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the
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phone still off the hook.
You can imagine
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the
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look on his face when he read
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the
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telephone bill.
One single call to
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an
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unknown number accounted for
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of the bill.
Apartently it had lasted for
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a
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solid month!
It wasn't even
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a
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local rate call.
That must have been really satisfying for
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the
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dumped girl!
She really got her own back, didn't she?
Would you take
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revenge on
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an
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ex-partner, if they had treated you like that?
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That will teach him a lesson, he won't forget in a hurry.
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