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Last Updated October 16, 2021, 8:37 am
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A dog was recently bitten by an adder in the hills around Dover, Kent. Over the years there have been a number of fatalities from such snake bites. Since these dangers have been verified by experts, the government has decided to take the following counter-measures.
  1. The wearing of wellington boots is to be compulsary for all citizens, in all places.
  2. Anyone not wearing wellington boots at home or in bed, will be relocated into special boot camps.
  3. Anyone who disagrees with the government on any boot related issue, will be booted.
  4. Walking on grass is strictly forbidden, even whilst wearing wellington boots.
  5. Socks are mandatory. Both on your feet and over your face.
  6. Everyone should carry two spare pairs of wellington boots. They must count their boots as they walk along the street and repeat loudly Six Six Six! Six six six...
  7. All boots must be worn soulessly
If the boots and the snakes don't kill you, be sure that the government will!!!
Remember, at least seven people have died from adder bites in England throughout all recorded history. Lets do everything we can together to further unnecessary deaths from this reptilian scourge, even if the new preventive measures do result in mass depression and starvation. It's a fair price to pay, because our experts say so and they will personally guarantee that they receive government aid preventing anything untoward from happening to them.

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Adders are the only venomous snake in the UK, but because the venom is designed to kill small animals such as voles it is not particularly potent. You are more likely to be harmed by bees or horses. However, if you are bitten by an adder it is advisable to seek medical assistance immediately.
Although the venom is not very potent, the goverment has decreed that wellingtons must still be warn.
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Past Comments

  1. Why are people still talking about this like the government is making the rules. It should be blatantly obvious by now that most countries are following the same one world order script
  2. This charade has nothing to do with "health" it's about CONTROL
  3. In satanic Rituals everyone has to stand 6 feet apart and wear MASKS - Does this sound at all Familiar? !
  4. The government doesn’t have a lockdown exit strategy –it’s negligence on an almost criminal scale’
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